The Lenny Briscoe / Tony Soprano Feature Matrix

Lenny

Tony

Cop
Goombah

New York
North Jersey

50k / year
50% of everything

Lies to Crooks
Lies to Everyone

Chili Dogs & Pizza Slices
Capocollo & Sfogliatelle

Quick with a One-Liner
Quick with a Meat Cleaver

Likes Langston Hughes
Likes Ducks

AA Meetings
Therapy

Rides with Eddie Green
Rides with Chris Moltisanti

Runs Your Plates
Runs You Over

Daughter in Pinelawn
Daughter in Columbia

Crown Vic
Suburban

Skate your Basement

Ummmm… (Quicktime)

Why I still don’t use Mozilla as my primary browser

* Slow to load : 10 seconds on a 2ghz Athlon?
* Ctrl + N opens a blank page
* Cannot view Source in my text editor.
* Cheesey UI, cannot consolidate taskbars into one single line.
* Can’t remove icon text or make icons small. I KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE “BACK ARROW”
* Cannot use alt+d to […]

Video Review- In Bloom

The little-kid explosion in skateboarding has produced a pack of new riders who seem to have come out of nowhere. These kids are insanely good and are scaring off the less-talented pros in droves.
TWS In Bloom gives a few of the hottest youngstas their very own full-fledged video parts. In typical Transworld style, this […]

Stuff I Hate

(This post is blatantly stolen from about 8 other places, most recently Voz 37’s LiveJournal)
* People who have no concept of what they’re doing with their bodies: this includes: hair flipping, foot shuffling, gum chewing, grunting / throat clearing, gross eating, etc…
* People eating their lunch at their desks. This is heinous! Get up, […]

Inevitable War Post

Let’s just get this out of the way quickly, shall we? I’ll try and be brief so we can get back to the usual nonsense.
There exists a school of thought in which war is seen as inherently bad, in which the act or thought of war marks some sort of barbarism that we, […]

A Challenge

This is a challenge to headphone manufacturers:
* Make a pair of headhones that can survive 6 months of use.* Make a pair of headphones which are not entirely held together by miniscule plastic clips.
Another pair bites the dust.

Vid Review: Label Kills

This weekend it rained, so I had no choice but to sit in the pad and download skate vids. Anyway, I’m gonna start out the week with a video review of Label Kills, the latest from Lucero’s hesh crew.
The copy I had doesn’t have any sound- so I can’t review the music, which I’m sure […]

Street Rake or Street Flake?

Last week at the pit, the local skateshop goon managed to have a screaming, board-throwing fit after not getting a KF Noseslide in a line. Of course there was NO CHANCE of him landing it. He barely came close.
Saturday, I arrive at the pit to find a youth stomping his board into pieces cause […]

BLOG HELL

I tried TWICE today to add a post- first time the damn admin tool session timed out before I hit submit- second time- well lets just say Safari doesn’t support undo in textareas.
F!@K COMPUTERS!