Monthly Archives: March 2003

Battle of the Show Snovels ~ A P.Lee Experience


I was shoveling (guess what-more snow), when Old Man Ketcham gets out of his truck and starts ragging on me about putting the snow in the street, because he or somebody’s somehow going to get stuck on it.

I told him to pipe down and go into his house and have a drink. He charged towards me and stood inches away from my face exclaiming “I don’t drink!”

I told him the plow would be through here and nobody’s gonna get stuck and that he was a crazy old man and to go into his house.

He then grabbed the shovel which I was holding in the port arms position and was all red in the face and his beady, evil little eyes were burning a hole in the back of my head.

I told him that if I let go of the shovel I’m going inside and calling 911, and for him to go into his house. That evidently convinced him not to engage me further.

Oh well, it’s all in a day’s show snoveling!

This is absolutely true!

Hi-dilly-ho Neglect-a-rinos!

“For those of you that didn’t know, Neil Hedding’s young son Marty died tragically in December.

The child welfare system, not knowing Neil and his wife Pinky and not bothering to get to know them at all, decided the accident may have been due to neglect.

They based this assumption on a 15 minute visit to their home and, I believe, based it solely on their “unconventional” appearance. They have three other children including a newborn that have been taken away from them.”

– excerpted from http://www.bigbrothermag.com/martyheddings.html

OOP up-side ya head

Finally got my shit together with Object-Oriented PHP- let’s just say – it rules. OOP with PHP is riduclously easy- and powerful.

New: ZIP | Demo | Source

Just pass a 2D array and makes a paginated display. Also comes with an example script.

The best thing about classes is the code re-use. I had this exact same funtionality built out as functions- and it was never as portable as it is as a class.

Using classes in PHP is also cake. Include the class, instantiate it:
$pager = new Pager();

You can easily override a class with extends, or opt to customize the class to accept more user-servicable methods. The choice is yours.

The Devil in Miss Jones


Renee Zellweger is an up-and-coming movie starlet who you may have seen in such films as “Nurse Betty” and “Bridget Jones’ Diary”

Despite the high chick factor, Bridget Jones’ Diary is a funny-ass flick- and Renee Zellweger is the perfect hottie girl next door. Just a little chunky, and cute as a button.

Thank god for Google Image Search.