Archive for March 2003

Battle of the Show Snovels ~ A P.Lee Experience

I was shoveling (guess what-more snow), when Old Man Ketcham gets out of his truck and starts ragging on me about putting the snow in the street, because he or somebody’s somehow going to get stuck on it. I told him to pipe down and go into his house and have a drink. He charged [...]

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Hi-dilly-ho Neglect-a-rinos!

“For those of you that didn’t know, Neil Hedding’s young son Marty died tragically in December. The child welfare system, not knowing Neil and his wife Pinky and not bothering to get to know them at all, decided the accident may have been due to neglect. They based this assumption on a 15 minute visit [...]

Simply Terrible

Is it just me or does Ron Jeremy look like shit?

OOP up-side ya head

Finally got my shit together with Object-Oriented PHP- let’s just say – it rules. OOP with PHP is riduclously easy- and powerful. New: ZIP | Demo | Source Just pass a 2D array and makes a paginated display. Also comes with an example script. The best thing about classes is the code re-use. I had [...]

The Devil in Miss Jones

Renee Zellweger is an up-and-coming movie starlet who you may have seen in such films as “Nurse Betty” and “Bridget Jones’ Diary” Despite the high chick factor, Bridget Jones’ Diary is a funny-ass flick- and Renee Zellweger is the perfect hottie girl next door. Just a little chunky, and cute as a button. Thank god [...]