Archive for the ‘Entertainment’ Category

Framistan

“The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processing cores cross linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat and fourteen kiloquad interface modules. The core elements are based on FTL  nanoprocessor units arranged into twenty-five bilateral kelilactirals with twenty of those units being slaved to the central heisenfram terminal…. Now this is the isopalavial [...]

Ari and Mrs. Ari in Therapy

Mrs. Ari: I asked for one hour out of the day for his undivided attention and I can’t even have that. Ari: You can have it if you want to live in Agoura fucking Hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, and you want a country club membership, [...]

Movie Reviews

Idea blantantly stolen from Elias Vict: Soylent Green In the future, the teeming masses live in crowded, filthy squalor – but with swanky 70′s hair! Amazingly enough this movie is still fun to watch even 30+ years later. Compared to the typical modern sci-fi flick, the pacing is a bit slow and the acting a [...]

Rockin

In heavy rotation right now: – Postmortem – Slayer – A Song for the Dead – QOTSA – Polly Wanna Crack Rock – Desert Sessions – Punk Rock Caveman in a Prehistoric Age – Desert Sessions – Aggressive Perfector – Slayer – Big Pimpin’ – Jay-Z featuring UGK – Hispanic Impressions – QOTSA – Mongoose [...]

Vibes

On the tube: * Band of Brothers * What Not To Wear (Stacy London is a fox) On the box: * Drop it Like it’s Hot – Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell (not L’il Wayne) * Any Tito Puente * Jimi Hendrix Experience – Axis Bold as Love * Beach Boys – Little Honda

The NPR Rant

This one is a long time coming. I’m a news whore. I need news, constantly. CNN, New York Times, NPR, BBC. Local, National, Global, I’m all over it. In the morning, I have 25-35 minutes to get my NPR fix. NPR is mostly good radio – lotsa news, somewhat liberal, but not too much so [...]

I Hate Carrie Bradshaw

My wife and I don’t have HBO, so we watch the shows on DVD. This lets you get the compressed version of 5 seasons in just a few days. We ran through the Sopranos in a few weeks, then moved on to Sex and the City. Right now we’re midway through season 4 and things [...]

March all day, Clean latrines all night…

Oh, say can you rock? There’s trouble in a far off nation,Time to get in love formation.Your love’s more deadly than Saddam.That’s why I gotta drop da bomb! Yvan eht nioj!Yvan eht nioj!Yvan eht nioj! Eht nioj! This party is happening,It’s no mirage.So sing it again – Yvan eht nioj!Y van eht nioj! Y van [...]

Women on the Verge of a Turkey Breakdown

Do you think Tyler Florence does the horizontal mambo with any of thewomen he “rescues”? Right now he’s cooking for an acceptable babe and her 2 highlyacceptable friends. Do you think he scored on any of that after theshow? I don’t even know what he’s cooking. I can’t stop pondering theboinkage factor. Sam Tyler Florence [...]

The Lenny Briscoe / Tony Soprano Feature Matrix

Lenny Tony Cop Goombah New York North Jersey 50k / year 50% of everything Lies to Crooks Lies to Everyone Chili Dogs & Pizza Slices Capocollo & Sfogliatelle Quick with a One-Liner Quick with a Meat Cleaver Likes Langston Hughes Likes Ducks AA Meetings Therapy Rides with Eddie Green Rides with Chris Moltisanti Runs Your [...]