These days I really don’t know what to say about the Web.
On one hand, I’m writing code like a madman, blasting out sites and even dipping
in to some bleeding-edge stuff.
On the other, I’ve come to realize that 99% of the web is total crap!
So what’s a dev to do? Easy!
Build intranets !
Anyway. Here’s my nerd ins-and-outs for ya:
| IN: | OUT: | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Web Apps | Manual updates | It’s 1995 all over again! |
| ‘Classic ASP’ | .NET | Led Zep is “Classic”. ASP? Not Classic. |
| ASP | PHP | It makes me weep…. |
| Automation | 5 Day Turnarounds | Can you say “Outsourced”? |
| RSS | SOAP | Blogs, I don’t read em. SOAP is cool. Give it 5 years, or possibly never. |
| Clay Shirky | Phil Greenspun | That was just for Artlung |
| IM | Forums | Who has the time? |
| Buying shit | P2P | Who has the time? |
| Phone calls | Who has the time? | |
| Java | .NET | Barely, this time |
| SQL Programming | ADO Programming | as if… |
| Blogs | The Weird Blog subulture | I don’t understand |
| Hating Blogs | The Weird Blog subulture | includes moblogging, photoblogging, anything with blog in it |
| Everything / Nothing | Blogs | I was down, down like fuck |
| Not Getting with the Program | Getting with the Program | I like this group…. alll workers…no experts – Jesse James |
| Being Loud and Stupid | Being Stupid | Let the whole world know. |
The End.