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Years 1-9 : toil
Year 10 : toil more
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Instapaper: Unread- Leveling the Field: What I Learned From For-Profit education [longform.org]
- Ballad of the Whiskey Robber [longform.org]
- The Mark [longform.org]
- Revenge of the Nerd [longform.org]
- Death of a Deceiver [longform.org]
- Comedy First [longform.org]
- The Mystery of Duane Reade [longform.org]
- Con Artist Starred in Sting That Cost Google Millions [longform.org]
- Everyone Is an Immigrant [longform.org]
- Love Me, Hate Me, Just Don’t Ignore [longform.org]
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It is as if those Work Is Hell books had no influence on your comedy stylings at all!
I too have a 10-year plan. Years 1-9, stay retired. Year 10, the same. Result: I NEVER HAVE TO FUCKING WORK AGAIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!