Rolando Man wins Dumbass of the year award

Just clearing the way for Santa?

“Firefighters took more than an hour to rescue the 26-year-old, who said he used to live at the one-story home on Cartagena Drive near Malcolm Drive, said city fire department spokesman Maurice Luque.

The man told rescuers that he had been screaming for help for hours. A neighbor finally heard him and called authorities.”

This happened right around the corner from my house.