This Just In

East Northport, LI – (AP) Peter Lee, age 63, became the twelfth casualty of the killer snowstorm which blanketed the area. today. He was taken by EMS to Huntington Hospital suffering from chest pains from endless snow shoveling and also possibly agida.

Medical attendants both in the vehicle and at the hospital report him saying: “thank you boys, thank you boys” over and over again.

An unidentified source said Lee was probably referring to his three no-goodnik, sun & fun-loving playboy sons currently enjoying the balmy climes of San Diego, while he’s dancing the cha-cha with Mr. Heart Attack.

Mr. Lee could not be reached for comment as his condition is described as fatal, but not serious.