So, I had an infected cyst on the back of my ear, which became so swollen that my neck and jaw began to push out of my head.

My wife told me I had a “Shreck Head”. Reminder: do never get an infected cyst on your ear.

Went snowboarding this weekend – second time on the hill. This shit is hard to do. I basically feel like I got hit by a truck today.

It was about 80 degrees up at Big Bear and the place was packed with kids. Teenage girls in tank tops, and thugged out ghetto white boys in 900 dollars worth of snow gear. 8 dollar cheeseburgers and Missy Elliot on the box.

Fun times, but I don’t think snowboarding is my thing.