East Northport : FOR LIFE
Hello there, avid reader. My name is Sassberto Halberto Rodriguez, AKA Sassy B, ‘web-master’ of this here website and all-around mirth-maker.
I’m going to take this time to introduce a new, exciting, inter-dynamic, feature on this world-wide-inter-web-site: The Northport Links. If you look down our lovely list of right-hand links, you’ll see the budding list. If you’ve got a cool, dumb, or funny Northport-related site or know someone who does, let me know about it @ email@example.com.
I was born and raised in the hard suburban streets of East Northport, NY. There, when not succumbing to the stifling boredom or the intense peer-pressure, I enjoyed many a grand time.
Northport is an interesting place, an enclave of richie WASPS set amongst a sea of burly Italians, grubby Greeks, tight-pocketed Jews, and assorted undesireable ethnic types (East Northport, home of the Lees.). East Northport is actually south of Northport.
Anyway, if this whole thing takes off (it won’t), I’ll give the links their own page and make it inter-active or something.
Uhh Brosie, im an East northport link! eat toast and die Jerg biters!
justin zorbo”s site is www.sexorbeer.com or maybe its www.beerorsex.com nevertheless.. former northpoter