Meet Ace!
12/26/2000
by: Sassy
Here in San Diego we have a thriving music scene. Bands like Blink-182 and Jewel have put us on the map for hordes of gum-chewing, acne-ridden pre-teens. but it’s not just corny punk and whiny chick music. We also “keep it real” with “mad hip-hop flava”.
It is with great pleasure that I introduce our newest clubmember, Ace the “Hussla”. That’s right fools, Ace is down with us. He’s down with Kilgore too, who can be seen lurking in the background of this photo.
Ace is an aspiring “hip-hopper” and can be seen in and around the mall promoting his latest record, “Cos’ we Po’”. Finding a moment within his busy schedule, I sat down for a few minutes with Ace.
Sass: So Ace, I’d like to welcome you the club.
Ace:Huh. Yeah fool. Whatever, what the fuck is a ‘Celery Club’?
It’s a place for Jergs, basically.
Whatever. So you want ta talk bout my new joint or what, cause I got to be up out this.
Yeah, I wanted to talk about the new record. Did you know you mispelled some words in the title?
(looks surprised)The fuck is wit’ you man?”
I think you meant ‘Because we’re Poor’. You may want to go back to the printer and let him know he fucked up, man.
(looks around)You fuckin tryin’ to joke an’ shit? Da fuck is wit’ you man?
No, see, it says ‘Cos we Po’. Those aren’t even words, dude.
Huh? Hey, fuck this.(Ace gets up and leaves)
Look for Ace’s newest release at a shopping mall or street corner near you.