by: The Creeper
This is Lopey, or thats what he was referred to as. You might remember him from high school.
He was notorious for jerking off in the boys bathroom (at a urinal no less). He would ritually tow his truck at least twice a day (sometimes more).
He wasnt just know for his bathroom jaunts as well.In 8th grade he was in the library with his english class and was sitting at a table with his fellow middle schoolers, when it was discovered by a very vocal classmate (who unfortunetly dropped his pen) that lopey was going at it under the table.
As for Lopeys future; I predict mass murderer or a sex offender of some sort as possible career paths.