Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
by: Kilgore
Werd em up everybody. Yo I haven’t been representin the articles like I should so I thought I’d just bust out wit a little shit here and there and let y’all know whats really goin down. Aiight.
First off I gotta say what’s up to my peeps who been keepin it real. Werd. Yo Rolls, it makes me feel all buttery seein this site blossom into the fine example of culinary excellence that it is today. I also gotta give a quick shout out to Head Muzak, who been keepin the Liver Spot on lock down. Werd em up.
Aiight everyone, things been goin pretty good wit me as of lates. Lately I been readin this vocabulary book and it’s rather excellence, my grammar isn’t the most top notch so I been readin up and tryin to pick up some new words and shit, plus it’ll help me with the rymes I write.
Anyways you know I just been workin and bustin out with the sock puppets and shit. At work we’re still workin on our new scents for the bowling shoe disinfectant and it seems that we’ve run into a bit of a stumblin’ rock. It seems that one of our marketing genius’ at the company thought it would be a good idea to make a line of our bowling shoe disinfectant which is black licorice scented. For some reason no one thought that this was the stupidest idea ever so the damn product went to market. Now the company is getting tons of mail from people whos all pissed off about how their feet stinks worst than before and its even turning peoples socks black. So that’s been keeping me supah busy and shit. All that mail that I gots to take to each department, and the office is rather large. Man, it’s a pain in the ass.
In otha news, I’m getting a new computa so thats gonna be superbe. Its used and shit but the guy said its toppa the line. He said its a Mack an I’m like “Hell yeah, I’ma Mack too damnit so hook it uuuuup”. It’s something like a cyrus or centrus or something I don’t know but it sounds hi tek as all hell. Ima be bustin out with 3D virtual sock puppets in no time. That gonna be off the heezy.
Well I don’t want to over burden this internet page so I’m gonna cut out. I hope all you celerizers have an excelence day, and I’ma catch you on the flipside.
PIECE