Posted on : October 11, 2001

by: Sassy

  • Rock: AKA Straight-ahead rock, rock-n-roll :Rockin’ Blues, R+B influenced. Rolling Stones, Beatles etc.
  • Hard Rock: Mid 80’s. Workingman’s rock. Probably dead as a genre. Kiss, The Nuge, Aerosmith
  • Heavy Metal: AKA Hair bands, death rock, speed/thrash/death metal. Judas Priest, Metallica, Slayer
  • Glam Theatrical or Gender-bending rock. Bowie, Poison, Cinderella.
  • Wuss Rock: Moderate Pop-Rock combos: Spin Doctors, Barenaked Ladies, Hootie and/or Blowfish
  • Punk Rock: Angry youth music. Consists of Pre-1994/Green Day Punk (Old School) and post Green Day crappo (Offspring, Blink 182)
  • Nerd Rock: Weird shit. Zappa, Rush
  • Prog Rock: Weird shit with keyboards. Probably dead as a genre. King Crimson, Jethro Tull
  • Mod Rock: Weird Shit that you listen to when you wear black and cry yourself to sleep. Smiths, Cure, Depeche Mode. AKA Chick Rock.
  • College/Indie Rock: Whiner rock. There are thought to be over 1,000,000 indie bands currently playin at a given time. Any band where the guys look like REM.
  • Dork Rock: Bands that football players listen to to get psyched for the big game. See below.
  • Rap and Roll: Raps over guitars. Facepaint, Gold Chains, and Dreadlocks. Korn.

    I like this one: No intro. No expounding. Just straight-up dictionary style pontificating!

    You forgot Industrial rock-NIN, Satbbing Westward, others.

    your an idiot Sassy. Korn is not Rap/Rock. Shows how much you know. they are goth-industrial and you dont know shit!

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