Hmmmmm, theres lots to talk about fellas, but hey lets start at the beginning.
Me and my peoples left SF about 6:30 a.m. and wees was on our way to sin city…the town that never sleeps. We had touch down at about 8:45 and the @#$$% began to happen. Not only was Head already full liquor, but he was hungry for some action.
Well I didnt have to wait very long at all, for in my sights I saw the buffet line and the smell of the fresh omlettes was making me sweat. After partaking in an ancient eating ritual, I began filling my body with great amounts liquor…(for all you rookies out there..always order shots or beer when playing at the tables…the mixed drinks are watered down)
Head was shitfaced by 11:00 a.m. and there was no stopping. For while the drinks were flowing, the chips were falling….ahhhh Roulette…love that game!! While Head was winning, his peoples were loosing…they just didnt have the touch I guess. I had people like Tommy, John, Pauline, and Roland looking out for suckas trying to smack me down….always take care of the dealers my friends.
As night fell on Lost Wages, things began to pick up and Heads peoples were trying to represent, but the tone that was set earlier by Head and a few fellas was unreachable…theys was just “pretendo”. The night started off with a few of us brave souls venturing into the “Players” haven….(try a place called the Spearimint Horse Gentlemens Club)….ass and tits everywhere.
After many lap dances and a girl on girl lap dance,the fellas were ready to get there groove on…(dont try RumJungle-Mandalay Bay Resort)…this were it began to slow down. Never trust a DJ who claims hes from New York…and doesnt represent like he should…there was never a good muzakal vibe.
Well my fellow CC members…I will leave you with some advice..
1)never trust a drunk who falls in front of you.
2)never leave $900 bucks in your pocket for the drunk to take.
3)always bet black and 00.
4)always bounce chips off the Hos ass..its fun.
5)always play Hos ass like its a drum.
6)never try to pawn off a $5 dollar bill as a twenty for a lap dance..owners dont like it.
7)never fly out of Vegas..least your flight will be delayed for 2 hrs.
Peace out suckas…never let the man get you down!!!! Head