Young Love makes me puke
by: Neck Leather
Sometimes…on Saturday mornings, I like to get on icq and see what sort of other freaks are doing the same thing. This past Saturday I came across a person who had a web site dedicated to her undying love to her boyfriend.
Upon viewing, I became sick. My morning cup o’ joe did a reverse and acid reflux set in…I had to speak with this person. As it turns out her boyfreind was on icq at the time and the rest is as follows.
Hey I saw your website. Woah! Talk about puttin pressure on guy. I sure hope he is as in love with you as you are with him.
you’re talkin to him right here, she is not puttin pressure on me, and who is this by the way?
My name is Ben, I live in San Diego..
good to meet you Ben from San Diego. Bud, to be honest, she ain’t never put pressure on me.
that website was heavy
ahh, may be that’s just how the girl feels about me
Oh i’m sure it is..and thats good. ..however I just know that if you dont feel as in love with her that it can seem like a burden or (pressure) when shes always sayin i love you i love you I love you.
I know from past experience thats all.
I tell yah what, I dun care who knows it, I am gonna love that girl until I die
Good for you and more power to ya!
by the way, why don’y you send me the URL of that site…
ask your girlfriend for it…shes is the one telling the world how much she loves you. (which is cool)
Did you get it? There are all sorts of cool “precious moments” cartoons and stuff.
I know, it is OUR website
and you dont know the URL ?
what kind of boyfreind are you…?
I do have the URL, at home I think I am a good b/f and she says I am a perfect b/f
A perfect B/f would know the URL to his own “lovesite”
dont be mad.
No response after this.
Young Love makes me puke. When will people open their eyes? I felt better the rest of the day knowing that i saved this relationship by instilling that little shred of doubt in the back of that guys head, which will later, fester and cause them to be normal in later years. Young love…sheesh.