RE: Retch Stenchwell
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Subject: “Retch Stenchwell”
Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2001 10:35:02 EST
Dear Mr. Stenchwell-
So you were stoned when you came home, eh? So you got $200 for Xmas, hmmmm? And what’s wrong with playing ABBA at top volume in a Regal, I’d like to know? And you urinated on the sofa HOW MANY TIMES???
Perhaps you’ve forgotten that the internet is an open forum. Your mother and I were quite amused by your description of your experience at home, especially your mother! The gang at Berbro loved it too. I can hardly wait for the next instalment, or perhaps I shall contribute something under the name of A. Arnold Gellespie, or Regina Retchbarf, or even Shimpsha Rice, a favorite of my grandfather’s.
Love, from the Old Man.