Posted on : January 22, 2001

by: Sassy

For many clubbers, it is time to return to the exciting routine of school life, namely sleeping, shirking, and doob smoking.

On the other side of a successful semester is summer, and eventually ,graduation, but while you’re slogging through it, the trick is maximizing shirk time and minimizing work time.

A good trick it attending only classes necessary for getting assignments, handing in assignments, and taking exams. The ballsy, unsophisticated college student shows up the first week, loaded to the gills, and then disappears. The savvy shirker strokes the teacher with a few insightful comments, then bails halfway through the class for a mid-day doob session with the local hacky-sack scene.

Here’s to a SLAMMIN semester!

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