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“The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processing cores cross linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat and fourteen kiloquad interface modules. The core elements are based on FTL nanoprocessor units arranged into twenty-five bilateral kelilactirals with twenty of those units being slaved to the central heisenfram terminal…. Now this is the isopalavial interface which controls the main firomactal drive unit… The ramistat kiloquad capacity is a function of the square root of the intermix ratio times the sum of the plasma injector quotient…”
– Cmdr. Riker
I was eight years old and running with a dime in my hand
Into the bus stop to pick up a paper for my old man
Id sit on his lap in that big old buick and steer as we drove through town
Hed tousle my hair and say son take a good look around
This is your hometown, this is your hometown
This is your hometown, this is your hometown
In `65 tension was running high at my high school
There was a lot of fights between the black and white
There was nothing you could do
Two cars at a light on a saturday night in the back seat there was a gun
Words were passed in a shotgun blast
Troubled times had come to my hometown
My hometown, my hometown, my hometown
Now main streets whitewashed windows and vacant stores
Seems like there aint nobody wants to come down here no more
They’re closing down the textile mill across the railroad tracks
Foreman says these jobs are going boys and they aint coming back to
Your hometown, your hometown, your hometown, your hometown
Last night me and kate we laid in bed talking about getting out
Packing up our bags maybe heading south
Im thirty-five we got a boy of our own now
Last night I sat him up behind the wheel and said son take a good
This is your hometown
ORM (Object-Relational Mapping) technology has been around a while now, and has moved from niche to mainstream along with code generation, unit testing, and agile development. ORM, in a nutshell, allows a developer to link object models to relational database schemas, eliminating the impedance mismatch inherent between relational databases and object-oriented programming languages. ORM can effectively eliminate the tedium and clumsiness of writing low-value SQL queries and can provide some pretty significant improvements in the deployment process. I don’t want to extoll the virtues of ORM too much here, this article will assume you are familiar with the concepts. Popular tools like Ruby On Rails’ ActiveRecord, and Java’s Hibernate are widely used implementations that can give you more background on the technology as well.
Microsoft has recently released Entity Framework 1.0 (EF) in Visual Studio 2008 SP1, it’s first, albeit very late, entry to the ORM world. I have several years experience with open-source NHibernate, a .NET port of Hibernate and the standard ORM technology for the .NET platform. While not perfect, NHibernate has been an essential workhorse in my toolkit, and one that I have leveraged to great success in both simple and complicated projects. I decided to take a look into EF to see how it compared to NHibernate.
The biggest and most obvious difference is that EF has a very slick UI built right into Visual Studio.NET. This UI allows you to use a wizard-style interface to select database objects and generate the entity model with a few clicks. Changes to friendly names and collections are easily done with a simple click and rename.Foreign Key relationships are automatically translated into object collections with no coding necessary. Under the hood this is all code generation – in fact an incredibly complicated set of C# classes that cannot and must not be modified by hand.
NHibernate, by contrast, relies on the much-maligned XML configuration file for it’s mappings. These files are well-known for being antagonistic to new users, but with some experience, are reasonably easy to get down. Visual mapping tools and codegens do exist (I have used a customized MyGeneration template for years) although they are not nearly as polished as the EF designer in Visual Studio 2008.
Once I had taken a spin through the EF designer and generated some classes, it was time to perform some basic CRUD operations against my database. EF does not provide pre-built CRUD code, instead it relies on Microsoft’s new LINQ-to-Entities syntax to allow a C#-native, SQL-style syntax for querying the entity model. Writing code to get an object by it’s ID via LINQ is very simple, and writing it in C# with full Intellisense support and syntax highlighting is a nice feature.
NHibernate has a query language too, although not native to C#, it is essentially the same as LINQ, a pseudo-SQL language called HQL. For much day-to-day work there is not much of a difference in the query language aspect between these two ORM’s, but LINQ definitely has the advantage here. The recently released LINQ-to-Hibernate provider should close this gap considerably.
Entity Framework does a good job of hiding the database, perhaps too good of a job. While NHibernate just needs a connection string to access a database, EF uses a set of special files to store the model and it’s mappings. Managing these files and their connection strings can be troublesome when accessing the model from separate projects (i.e. a unit test project and a web app). Also, NHibernate exposes the database connection a bit more explicitly, exposing a Session object and offering numerous ways to control the session, as well as some fairly deep features such as lazy loading, caching, and various collection types which are not present in EF.
The main challenge with EF becomes apparent when you attempt to build an object model beyond the basic object-per-table paradigm the EF GUI exposes. If you want to create a rich object model with modern OO techniques of aggregation, composition, generalization and specialization, it will be very hard to do with the EF designer. Dropping out of the designer presents a level of complexity much deeper than NHibernate’s config files.
EF’s preference for table-per-entity design creates a particular issue with legacy databases, especially databases that don’t expose good key structures (Peoplesoft is a particular example), or multiple database sources. This limitation, in my opinion, is the biggest problem with EF.Most modern software consumes multiple data sources – XML files, databases, web services, file system resources. It is usually beneficial to wrap these resources into a business entity model and not expose the underlying storage. Since NHibernate is basically just a mapping, it is less intrusive into your domain objects, and is less dependent on a ‘database-first’ approach to building out the entity model.
Ultimately, it would appear that EF, while a good first step, is probably not going to unseat NHibernate as the ORM of choice in the .NET framework. While it is an acceptable solution for most basic, CRUD heavy situations (and there are lots of them), it is probably not going to be useful to the people that often use ORM – enterprise developers working across varying data sources looking to simplify their data access into a comprehensible model. It will take time, and potentially several versions, for EF to get to where it needs to be. NHibernate has the inertia, and the large pool of experienced users that is very crucial in these types of tools.
However there is no question EF has incredible potential. Questions persist about NHibernate’s future as it has stayed at v2 for many years. Stability is not a bad thing in my opinion, but Microsoft will catch up fast as they have the resources to do so.Also interesting is Microsoft’s apparent PR blunder around Entity Framework. Announcement that EF would be the data access technology of choice going forward created a backlash around the simpler and more mature LINQ-to-SQL, which had already been in the wild for some time and was being used my many developers. Ultimately we will have to wait until 2010 and .NET 4.0 to see if EF is truly going to be the tool that will wean so many developers off of sprocs and ADO.NET code.
Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the ‘Turbo-Encabulator’.
The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan.Â … The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem’e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the ‘up’ end of the grammeters.
Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C.n^6-7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley’s annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometerÂ … but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope.
Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
A few months back I encountered the hot, hip, new web site Yelp.Â For those who don’t know Yelp is really a truly genius idea – a review site for restaurants and businesses that allows anyone to post a review.Â With just a quick glance I could tell that Yelp was better than longtime competitors like epinions or AOL CitySearch. Â I dove right in.Â I read some reviews, even checked out some new restaurants based on the recommendations I found on Yelp.Â And in time, I registered an account and wrote my own reviews.
It was in those first few days of review writing that I noticed things to be a little strange around there.Â I wrote about a hundred reviews – mostly about a paragraph-long – in just a few days.Â This raised the attention of the established Yelp community, who started a thread about me in the forums characterizing me as a “speed freak”, among other things.Â I shrugged it off without much thought – it’s a review site, and I wrote reviews, what could be wrong with that?
As time rolled on, I began to venture into the Yelp user forums.Â My first post was asking for opinions on a tailor in San Diego – the type of tailor that I could trust with an expensive suit, lamenting the typical three-dollar hack-n-slash shops that could be found around San Diego.Â The responses surprised me.Â I was basically told that “no one in San Diego wears expensive suits”.Â Still undeterred, I engaged in more conversations, about restaurants, San Diego, and other topics of general interest.
But after awhile, things started to go south.Â My wife visited a day spa ranked as “pricey” and “upscale” by the Yelp community.Â It turned out to be a typical Vietnamese clip-n’-buff joint, replete with the nasty “towel full of toe-nail clippings” she so deseparately tried to avoid.Â A few recommendations went bad too.Â An Italian place was just OK, but had dozens of raves on Yelp. And some of my favorite places were getting terrible reviews.Â Was it me?
Still undeterred, I continued to read, lurk, and contribute to the site.Â But soon it would dawn on me: Yelp sucks.
The problem with Yelp is not the site itself. In fact, the site is great.Â It makes it easy to find new businesses and read opinions about them.Â I’s well laid out with good maps, easily googled too.Â No, the problem is not the site: the problem is the Yelpers.
The reality is that 90% of Yelp users are young. The Yelp demographic breaks down to mostly college kids and twenty-somethings.Â There are a few weird thirtysomethings thrown in as well. Now there is nothing wrong with young people.Â However most young people share a few common situations which can affect their rating and ranking of a business.Â The common thread, I realized, was that most Yelpers are broke.Â So anything cheap, is great to them.Â And anything free… especially things given to them as part of their Yelp Elite status… is treasured.
And lets face it, how many fine dining experiences can a twenty-five year old really ever have had?Â Â Aside from a few graduation dinners, maybe two or three.Â So does it really make sense for me to base a decision on a restaurant on the guidance of a person who’s only eaten at a nice restaurant with his parents?Â Â And while I realize 100 bucks a plate is not cheap, 30 bucks a plate is not expensive either, which appears to be about the threshold for most Yelpers.
In the end I cancelled my account and deleted my reviews on that site after realizing I was hopelessly out-of-place.Â My reviews, while useful to someone out there, were dwarfed by the hundreds of reviews by cheeky sorority girls, graphic artists, and internet marketers.
When you walk through the garden
you gotta watch your back
well I beg your pardon
walk the straight and narrow track
if you walk with Jesus
he’s gonna save your soul
you gotta keep the devil
way down in the hole
he’s got the fire and the fury
at his command
well you don’t have to worry
if you hold on to Jesus hand
we’ll all be safe from Satan
when the thunder rolls
just gotta help me keep the devil
way down in the hole
All the angels sing about Jesus’ mighty sword
and they’ll shield you with their wings
and keep you close to the lord
don’t pay heed to temptation
for his hands are so cold
you gotta help me keep the devil
way down in the hole
– Tom Waits, 1987